Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady

with Mike Tyson, Wayne Brady, Robin Thede, Funny Or Die

Robin Thede: Baby, why are you eating all that crap? You know what, you’re gonna’ have crazy dreams.
Wayne Brady: I’m not gonna’ have any crazy dreams, baby. I’m relaxing
right now. This is Wayne Time. I got a taco, and I got VH1.
TV Announcer: Next on VH1 Classics, Every Little Step by Bobby Brown.
Wayne Brady: Oh, there’s Bobby Brown! [Humming] Hm, hm, hm, yeah, Bobby, yeah, yeah. That’s my man…
Voice of Bobby Brown: [Singing]

Down down down, calm down, love
Oh yes! That’s me again. I’m crazy now.
I can't sleep at night, I toss and turn
Listenin' for the telephone
But when I get your call, I'm all choked up
Can't believe you called my home
And as a matter of fact, it blows my mind
You would even talk to me
Because a girl like you is like a dream come true
A real life fantasy
No matter what your friends try to tell ya
We were made to fall in love
And we will be together, any kind of weather
It's like that, it's like that
Every little step I take
You will be there
Every little step I make
We'll be together
I can't sleep at night, I toss and turn
Listenin' for the telephone
But when I get your call, I'm all choked up
Can't believe you called my home
And as a matter of fact, it blows my mind
You would even talk to me
Because a girl like you is like a dream come true
A real life fantasy
No matter what your friends try to tell ya
We were made to fall in love
And we will be together, any kind of weather
It's like that, it's like that, girl
Every little step I take
You will be there
Every little step I make
We'll be together

Bobby Brown: [Rapping]
Everybody wants to know what’s going down
Not with the James, not the gibber, but Bobby Brown
Yo I’m chillin’ much hard as you all know ‘cause Bobby Brown
Was good to, good to, good to go solo
Fiddle the mic for a long long time
I’m guaranteed to bust a stupid rhyme
Now that I’m on the mic and I’m rocking real fresh-eye
Everybody out there, don’t talk less about me
Because I’m rocking it steady
And when I’m on the mic
Don’t you dare call me Freddy
‘Cause I’m ready to really get paid
And if anybody steps in my way they’re getting slayed
My name “BAAOOOWWRR!”
That’s what they call me!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh-aaaaahhhhhhh-aaahhhh-aaooow!
Yes, I’m about 5-5-60 S-E-C
And when I’m on the mic, you gotta’ see me
Ridin’ down the block ‘cause I’m blocking a lot
And when a sucka’ emcees you try to drop my spot
When I’m knockin’ on the microphone
People gotta’ gotta’ gotta’ gotta’ leave me alone
If I really don’t care, really don’t give a damn
My name is Bobby, and I’m not for sale
Voice of Bobby Brown: [Singing]
Every little step I take (Don’t be scared)
You will be there
Every little step I make
We'll be together (We’ll be together)
Every little
Every little step I (Every little)
Every little
Every little step I take
Wayne Brady: [Gasps] Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I just
had this dream, I was in the dream with Mike Tyson, and Mike Tyson and I
were dancing! It was Every Little Step You Take, right, and the big-ass
letters said: “Every Little Step You Take,” and we’re dancing with
these black jackets-
Robin Thede: Shhh.
Wayne Brady: Oh my god, that was amazing. Heh! Hey look,
Wreckx-n-Effect! Shake it, shake it, shake it, now shake it, rump
shaker, heh-heh…
Wreckx-n-Effect: [Singing]
Baby one two three
No-no no-no no-no-no
Yeah